That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
i think the ultimate life and death moment is putting too much food on your fork and trying to eat it without it falling off
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime